Kanye West Celebrates Christmas With Boobs and a Birkin Bag

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Lacey Donohue

12/26/13 08:59PM

Filed to: Birkins

[American artist George Condo, known for collaborating with Kanye West on his "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" album art, also collaborated with West on this grotesque hand-painted Birkin bag for Kim Kardashian's Christmas present. I spy four breasts, one butt crack, and maybe some pubes. Image via Instagram]

cuntybaws Lacey Donohue 12/26/13 10:28PM

A merkin on a Birkin. Genius.

Lacey Donohue cuntybaws 12/26/13 10:29PM

Fuck fuck fuck. WHY DID I NOT COME UP WITH THIS JOKE? I am so jealous right now.

cuntybaws Lacey Donohue 12/26/13 10:31PM

Delete my comment and change the header. It's what I'd do.

Lacey Donohue cuntybaws 12/26/13 10:36PM

No way, no how. Credit where credit is due, cuntybaws.

I had a bunch of Hermes jokes on the first headline but I couldn't get the french accent mark to work in our cms, so I had to think quickly. I went for the safe "boobs" and while I can live with my choice, I'm still going to beat myself up about it.

cheerful_exgirlfriend Lacey Donohue 12/26/13 11:18PM

Drinking helps me forgive myself, or forget, either way it helps.

wallstreetpanic Lacey Donohue 12/26/13 11:20PM

Here's a runner-up prize...

Smallweed Lacey Donohue 12/26/13 10:14PM

103,916 people like this Instagram post as of this moment (1,000 more than when I first saw it, 30 seconds ago).

Who are those people? The 103,916 horsemen of the apocalypse?

Lacey Donohue Smallweed 12/26/13 10:18PM

I saw it two minutes after it was posted and it already had 17k likes. I can't even imagine getting 17 likes on something, much less 17,000.

But to answer your question, those likers are sad, sad people who feel that with one tap of their finger, they get one tap closer to fame.

Smallweed Lacey Donohue 12/26/13 10:35PM

True. I don't even want to think about the 16,500 people who have commented. But I will commend their willingness to tap several times in a row instead of just once, which shows real commitment to atrocious handbag art.

Yukon Kizmiaz Lacey Donohue 12/26/13 09:48PM

I think that's ET in the right rear.

Lacey Donohue Yukon Kizmiaz 12/26/13 09:50PM

Next to the mouth in the clouds (that sort of looks like a dog mouth with vomit pouring out)? Or do you think E.T. is the lady with one breast in the corner? Because if it's the latter, you're wrong.

Yukon Kizmiaz Lacey Donohue 12/26/13 10:03PM

ET is definitely holding a wine glass. And I see the pubes, I think. Hard to see on a crowded train tho. I'll give it a closer look when I get home.

Owl is lost Lacey Donohue 12/26/13 09:18PM

I don't see pubes.

Lacey Donohue Owl is lost 12/26/13 09:19PM

I think lower left corner on the "man."

I could be wrong, though. This high art might be going right over my head.

Owl is lost Lacey Donohue 12/26/13 09:22PM

Well, that's all very artistic then.