Kristen Stewart is Going to UCLA to be an English Major

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Anonymous

08/14/13 12:54PM

Filed to: Kristen Stewart

Slouchy philanderer Kristen Stewart is about to take on her most challenging role yet: college freshman.

According to the Daily Mirror, Stewart will be enrolling as a full time freshman at UCLA this fall. According to a pal, Stewart is a "voracious reader" and therefore will be majoring in English Literature. Naturally! Stewart's background in literature is vast - she did read all four installments of the Twilight series, or so she claims.

Stewart's career tends to specialize in book to movie adaptations: you know, Snow White and the Huntsman, Into the Wild, On the Road, and The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas.

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Babylegs Anonymous 08/14/13 12:58PM

I hope she gets a minor in Learning How to Close Your Fucking Mouth in a Photograph with a concentration in Combs.

homoman Babylegs 08/14/13 01:28PM

That!

A_count Babylegs 08/14/13 01:54PM

She's confidently thinking snarky thoughts you'll never hear or see.

LulutheFishGIrl Babylegs 08/27/13 10:52AM

I'm confused as to how rosiedublin hasn't jumped all over this comment, accusing you of wanting Pattinson's unwashed nethers in your mouth. Because your comment is pretty fucking hilarious.

Babylegs LulutheFishGIrl 08/27/13 01:15PM

Oh, she did. I just dismissed it. Now I kind of wished I hadn't, purely for the sake of her battle scar.

gardenvarietyhose Anonymous 08/14/13 01:00PM

Good. It always baffles me that celebrities don't use their crazy wealth to get some kind of education in something interesting. I loved college. She obviously doesn't "need" the degree, but why not go for a year or two.

Kudos, Kristen Stewart. And I don't even like you.

south2nd gardenvarietyhose 08/14/13 01:22PM

I know! I would take all sorts of history, philosophy and literature classes if I had unlimited money and lots of free time.

KatieInAtlanta gardenvarietyhose 08/14/13 01:27PM

If I won a significant amount of money in the lottery, I would probably quit my job and get some degrees from fancy schools. Yep. I'd like to major in literature at some liberal arts college and just immerse myself. (I went to college, but.. I think I would enjoy it more now.)

gardenvarietyhose KatieInAtlanta 08/14/13 01:29PM

Me too! If I had a lot of money, I'd alternate a year of traveling with a year of studying. Would probably get phds is sociology and philosophy and probably throw an MBA in there too.

hansobtw south2nd 08/14/13 01:43PM

You could also get a library card and a charitable contribution write-off for the same money.

Tyrant Biggles Anonymous 08/14/13 01:15PM

I thought celebrities went to the Ivy League.

swedes Tyrant Biggles 08/14/13 02:40PM

UCLA is top ten. I'm curious how she got in.

Incredulosity swedes 08/14/13 02:44PM

for undergrad? I thought more like top 20. good school, either way...

Incredulosity Tyrant Biggles 08/14/13 02:45PM

yes but it might be tougher to blow your way through college at a place like princeton. also at ucla, it's just a short street walk to the sunset strip. so there's that.

swedes Incredulosity 08/14/13 02:47PM

You are correct! It's now #24. Last time I checked it was #9.

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/…

Still pretty top tier and I've watched many high school seniors lose their minds trying to get in.

foolyoo Anonymous 08/14/13 12:59PM

Did she get her GED? Or does she get a pass on minimum requirements because celebrity?

Babylegs foolyoo 08/14/13 01:03PM

You know what's fascinating is that I read a really long feature article on her in Vogue and I still could not tell you the answer to this.

Kristen Stewart, Most Interesting Woman on the Planet!

MrDioneo foolyoo 08/14/13 01:13PM

Probably has a GED. I'm pretty sure minors working in movies have to have tutors and continue their education while working on set.

Powerstuffgirl foolyoo 08/14/13 02:17PM

Google is your friend.

Kristen explained, “I went to a public school up until junior high. I know it’s a little late and I’m a little old, but I just finished high school-with honors.”

Miss Stewart added, “The other day I was doing a graduation scene on Eclipse, and I had just finished high school myself the week before, so I told the crew, ‘Hey, just so you know, I’m actually graduating right now, and I’m not going to have another ceremony.’ So I took a mock picture with an extra. I literally asked the actor to come back and shake my hand and hand me the diploma while I was dressed in a cap and gown.”

http://celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/ho…

foolyoo Powerstuffgirl 08/14/13 02:39PM

Google not so much, the celebrity links I clicks said she did online HS and failed them. Looks like she re-enrolled and got her diploma.