Lindsay Lohan Served Her Community by Letting People Follow Her Around

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Kelly Conaboy

01/29/15 12:10PM

Filed to: Lindsay Lohan

It was reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan, scrambling to stay out of jail, tried to pass off a fan meet and greet in London as community service. Today, TMZ reveals Lohan also spent a good chunk of her community service allowing young people to follow her around. Selfless!

Prosecutor Terry White, who launched an investigation into how Lohan completed her 240 community service hours after finding out 18 of them were spent saying hello to people, has discovered 70 were spent leading young people through the life of Lindsay Lohan under the guise of "work shadowing experience." TMZ does not note when the work shadowing took place, but does note that Lohan did not have a job at the time.

According to TMZ, White believes saying hello to fans and allowing young people to follow you around do not adequately meet the terms of Lindsay Lohan's court-ordered community service and is seeking jail time.

[If you are a young person who followed Lindsay Lohan around for "work shadowing experience," please get in touch: kelly.conaboy@gawker.com]

[image via Getty]

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LEM5043 Kelly Conaboy 01/29/15 12:31PM

Letting young people follow her around IS community service in the sense that it shows them what happens when you make poor life choices. We should all be thanking LL for her selfless contribution to today's youth.

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blooooooo LEM5043 01/29/15 12:34PM

She's basically a living Scared Straight program.

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Stars whore blooooooo 01/29/15 12:43PM

Kinda anti gay...

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Bulgarian7 blooooooo 01/29/15 12:44PM

More like a living romance novel. What a gal. Once a child prodigy, Lindsay now spends her days frolicking about without a care in the world, save her enormous effort to rid this country of child poverty. Lindsay's motto is: "Why help international dirty kids when we have enough kids here to help and they are cleaner imo?"

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blooooooo Stars whore 01/29/15 12:47PM

Sure, other than Scared Straight having nothing whatsoever to do with homosexuality apart from the fact that it uses the word 'straight' (with a different meaning than the word used in the context of homosexuality), it's totally anti-gay. No wait, it's a program where troubled youths are taken to prisons to show what will happen if they keep going down the path they're on.

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Jaytee Kelly Conaboy 01/29/15 12:40PM

Just... just put her away. Give her the jail time she's been evading all these years and send her far, far away.

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Stenchofaburner Jaytee 01/29/15 12:49PM

I am in the camp "forgive and forget her offenses" so that she goes away for her own good. Sending her to jail would make her interesting to media again and the cycle would resume in full force. I think it's best for everyone involved (and especially herself) if she can fade into a life of anonymity. At least for as long as she remains an addict with no possibility of a proper comeback.

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SisterCarrie Jaytee 01/29/15 01:19PM

Yeah, let's lock up more addicts. That seems to help.

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kate_smash Stenchofaburner 01/29/15 01:33PM

At this point, fuck what's best for her. She's flouted the law when she had ample choices to do otherwise. She should be locked up before she drives drunk again and kills someone. Maybe that'll finally get through.

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Jaytee SisterCarrie 01/29/15 02:09PM

Let's make more and more excuses for her. That really seems to help.

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AnotherBurnerAccountDown Kelly Conaboy 01/29/15 12:37PM

When I did community service, I had to cut down a broken tree myself and lift heavy granite slabs (30+ kilos) that fell off a wall from onto the ground, I helped someone underprivileged clear their house for moving home and built fences/paving that had broken near a river.

These are all things people like Lindsay Lohan should do, then the actual part of community service which acts as a deterrent for future crimes would work.

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Stars whore AnotherBurnerAccountDown 01/29/15 12:45PM

That'll teach you not to masturbate in public anymore.

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MyExwifeisAmish AnotherBurnerAccountDown 01/29/15 12:46PM

What prep school did you attend?

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AFS AnotherBurnerAccountDown 01/29/15 12:51PM

That's because you're a non-special.

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AnotherBurnerAccountDown MyExwifeisAmish 01/29/15 12:54PM

Public school and proud, I didn't need no parental kickbacks to get into uni.

But like a lot I acted like fucking drunk idiot as a teen and was caught with something I shouldn't have not much of a story beyond that save for, I did the hours without dragging it out and that has stuck thusfar.

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amycee Kelly Conaboy 01/29/15 12:33PM

Listen, if you don't think waking up at noon, having a drink, texting, chain smoking, having a drink, trying on 16 different outfits, taking selfies, having a drink, yelling at your family on the phone, having three drinks, trolling instagram, having a drink, spending four hours figuring out where to go out tonight, having a drink, and then going out for the night, isn't "work experience", then I don't know what to tell you. ~~I work~~ Lindsay works very hard! ~~I am~~ She is working her way towards my her Oscar!

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MyExwifeisAmish amycee 01/29/15 12:49PM

The world needs heroes. Thank you, just for being you.