Hilaria Baldwin, yoga teacher and wife of Alexander, posted a video today of her french-manicured hand resting atop her unclothed, pregnant belly that is currently bulging, undulating, and rippling with what one can only assume is the spawn of Satan AHHHHHH.

Hilaria captioned the video that will haunt me long after I’m dead, “👽💙 #BaldwinBabyBump”

The fetus desperately trying to escape from its prison of flesh will be the couple’s second child.

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