Hilaria Baldwin, yoga teacher and wife of Alexander, posted a video today of her french-manicured hand resting atop her unclothed, pregnant belly that is currently bulging, undulating, and rippling with what one can only assume is the spawn of Satan AHHHHHH.

In an interview with Playboy Magazine, Gary Oldman defended anti-Semitic and racist rants from Mel Gibson and homophobic outbursts from Alec Baldwin. "Take a fucking joke," Oldman said. "Get over it."

In light of the abuse allegations leveled against Woody Allen by his daughter Dylan Farrow in the New York Times, the Hollywood press immediately began showing sympathy for the those who have the most to lose in this awful situation: Cate Blanchett and Blue Jasmine's Oscar chances.

The Entourage movie might cast Kate Upton, because, obviously; The Wahlberg brothers are turning to reality television, because it worked out so well for Clint Eastwood; Alec Baldwin is not a good news show host; and Brad Pitt's Fury has invoked that reaction from the Brits.

It's a day ending in "day," which means that perennial hothead Alec Baldwin is mad about something! And this time it ended with a paparazzo pinned to the hood of a car, according to a report from the New York Daily News.