Some people need money; Some people have money; Some people use a $4500 Lanvin coat as a napkin for their baby at the movies—a Norman Rockwell tableau.

While on a family outing to the movies this past weekend (Magic Mike, we assume), Kim Kardashian—pregnant with a male child, allegedly by choice—exited the theater with the beautiful North West on her hip, a beautiful $4500 coat on her back, and a beautiful bunch of greasy popcorn butter stains decorating the side of the beautiful $4500 coat on her back:

Damn.

Damn!

DAMN!

Oh well, throw it in the garbage and buy a new one.


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