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Look at this shit. North West clutching a Frozen suitcase so that she could be dragged through the airport by an anonymous, bald, burly security guard. Her boots gliding across the floor like roller skates. Tiny, custom-made YEEZUS tour jacket her royal robe. What a life!

Some people will definitely be mad at this, but here is a child who is living out every child's simple dream to be carried everywhere at all times. This is innovation.

[video via Khloe Kardashian]