Misty Copeland? Try Misty Nopeland! A new ballerina has captured America’s hearts: it’s none other than Hollywood’s most notorious baby, North West. The tiny dancer showed all those blue jean babies how to really make a scene as she rocked her signature eggshell tutu, custom Balmain blazer, and pink ballet slippers while hitting the town with one of her favorite L.A. ladies. Hold me closer!

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