Misty Copeland? Try Misty Nopeland! A new ballerina has captured America’s hearts: it’s none other than Hollywood’s most notorious baby, North West. The tiny dancer showed all those blue jean babies how to really make a scene as she rocked her signature eggshell tutu, custom Balmain blazer, and pink ballet slippers while hitting the town with one of her favorite L.A. ladies. Hold me closer!

This post is not about what you think would be the worst way to die. This post is about what I think would be the worst way to die, which is this: burning to death at Tahj Mowry’s Halloween party while dressed as an alpaca.

In a new Rolling Stone profile, The Weeknd talks about his first time meeting Taylor Swift. As it turns out, hanging out with her sounds like a huge chore, especially if you have hair that is different than her own: