Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band may be a record you’ve personally listened to and enjoyed, but Keith Richards would like you to know it’s something he didn’t like one bit, nuh-uh, recently telling Esquire he thought the album was “a mishmash of rubbish.”

TOP STORY: For approximately one hour this afternoon, future published author Kristin Cavallari was the subject of a top story on Us Weekly’s website. “Pregnant Kristin Cavallari Cradles Her Bump in Tight Black Dress, Suede Booties: See the Pic!” held the number four spot on the site’s sidebar from about 1:45 p.m. until 3:01 p.m. Haters and doubters please see below:

A few months after Josh Duggar, the eldest of the 19 Kids and Counting, publicly admitted to molesting his younger sisters as a teen, his younger brother, Josiah, 18, has officially broken off his courtship with 17-year-old Marjorie Jackson. They’d been dating, with an eye toward marriage, since April, People reports.

You’re wondering: “Which actor was paid the most once, this year specifically?” It’s a good question. Want to know the answer? Robert Downey Jr.

On Tuesday, Lenny Kravitz tweeted his first public response to last night’s unintentional cock-out rock-out in the form of a text message from Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler—that message being, basically, “Hey, you got a thing in your dick!”

I see no upside to Kristin having this app. Makes my job a little easier, I guess.

For reasons not readily apparent to me or anyone I know, celebukid and former Fashion Police scab Kelly Osbourne was a guest host on The View this morning. Like every time she goes on TV, Kelly offered a lot of useful insight to the discus—just kidding. During a conversation about Donald Trump, she confidently vomited up a racist comment about Latinos and then insisted she did not mean it “like that.”

Zayn. Yearning for sun, he gets only rain. Is there no relationship he can maintain? Zayn.

The late Marissa Cooper (1988 - 2006) left her grave in Orange County this past weekend and traveled to New York to attend a singles mixer for “elite” white people who use the dating app “The League.” Though she cannot be seen in these photos from the event, Page Six reports that her presence was felt by other partygoers.

Louis Tomlinson had sex with a woman once—it’s true. He said so on live television.

[Her and him] / [They] used to be together / [12 years] together / [Now? Not so much]

CEO of the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android Kristin Cavallari recently consented to an interview with Byrdie.com, a beauty blog, about how she “does it all.” The resulting article, which we briefly discussed last week, is titled, “Exclusive: How Kristin Cavallari Does It All (and Still Looks Amazing).”

There are a few turns of phrase penned within the past decade that, one can guess, will echo throughout history with timeless grace: “#winning,” “my wife,” “who is also a lion,” “conscious uncoupling.” It seems one writer, though, is attempting to distance herself from her classic saying.

Britney Spears has been under personal and financial conservatorship since 2008, when she was committed to a hospital after allegedly neglecting to take her prescription meds and, according to a family source, “driving around her neighborhood like a mad-woman.” Although she’s turned things around since then, TMZ reported Monday that the conservatorship could last her entire lifetime simply because it’s working so well for her business.

Illustrating once again that she cannot keep a secret (see: bangs), would-be memoirist Kristin Cavallari recently revealed one to Life & Style magazine during a “fun facts” interview. When asked to divulge her “hidden talent,” she obliged. Can you guess what Kristin’s hidden talent is?

Kristin Cavallari, who is currently pregnant with her third baby, has not yet done a magazine cover shoot to promote this forthcoming addition to her family. When she was pregnant with her first child in 2012, however, she landed a cover shoot and interview with Glamoholic magazine. Here’s a photo from the shoot, preserved online at Glamoholic.com.

Kristin Cavallari, who’s promised to release her first book within the next 313 days, hit a career milestone last night. Her accomplishment is as follows: The LAUREL bootie is now in 25 @nordstrom stores!!!

Earlier today, male pop ensemble One Direction released “Drag Me Down,” the group’s first single without former member Zayn Malik (the member who liked graffiti). “Drag me down,” fans wonder, “Is this a dig at Zayn?”

The late Meek Mill, who passed away Wednesday as a result of getting bodied by Drake’s “Back to Back” diss track, continues to talk shit about Drake from beyond the grave. His rebuttal song, released Thursday, was generally viewed as soft and wack, but Ghost Meek did score one good hit: What’s this about Drake getting pissed on in a movie theater?

Whitney Cummings, comedian and actor, has a body. But does she have 25 pounds more of a body than she did a little bit ago, and is it because she thought she was too skinny before? Hmm, lemme see.