Last summer, a 39-year-old man named Joshua Corbett allegedly broke into Sandra Bullock's Los Angeles home while she was inside. Prosecutors played Bullock's 911 call from the incident in court yesterday. It's eerie.

It seems like Kit Harington, actor and world's most reluctant hunk, has changed his hunk tune. No longer is his hunk tune, "To always be put on a pedestal as a hunk is slightly demeaning." Now his hunk tune is, "I've decided i'm going to ... shut up." Ahh, I love a good tune.

Today we will reveal another droplet of bikini wisdom from Kristin Cavallari, who recently typed up her thoughts on swimsuit shopping for a post on her eponymous iPhone app titled, "Best Bathing Suit For Different Body Types."

Are you sitting down? If not, please, take a seat. Now are you sitting down? Please—I implore you to take a seat.

Taylor Swift's mother Andrea has been diagnosed with cancer, the singer announced on her Tumblr today.

Like a modern-day Helen of Troy wearing a diaper, tiny singer Ariana Grande started a war last night.

"Shoes."

Jon Hamm, who plays a charismatic monster on television, works overtime when not being Don Draper in order to assure the adoring public that he's a charming, funny, lovable man. But it turns out that when he was a frat boy at University of Texas in the '90s, Hamm was like plenty of frat boys, and the man he plays on television, which is to say: a charismatic monster.

Kristin Cavallari recently took time out of her busy schedule writing a controversial anatomy textbook to offer swimsuit shopping advice to the women who have, either on purpose or through error, downloaded her eponymous iPhone app.

Congratulations to Malia Obama for becoming the latest teenage child of a president to learn how to drive. First comes a cool selfie, then a slight tug away from Dad as he embarrasses you for the trillionth time by grabbing your hand the White House North Lawn, then a driver's license to free you from the oppressives force of your nerd-ass parents. Peace!

"We were on a break!" The words of Ross Geller ring in our ears this morning as we, with heavy hearts, bring you the news that Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone—strangers to us, beautiful strangers—have decided to put their relationship on hold.

Mischa Barton, otherwise known as The O.C.'s Marissa Cooper (RIP), is suing her mom in real life for stealing her earnings, using her name to sell goods without permission, and even taking over her Beverly Hills mansion. The suit characterizes Nuala Barton as a "greedy stage mother." Coooop!

If you are wondering what you should wear to camouflage your problem areas on the beach this summer, future author Kristin Cavallari has some advice. In a post titled "Best Bathing Suit For Different Body Types," (recently shared on the Kristin Cavallari Official App for iPhone and iPad), she emphasizes the importance of timely swimwear selection: "It's that time of year! Sun, sand, and lots of skin. Picking out the right bathing suit is crucial to looking your best this summer."

Jill Duggar, person from Arkansas, and her husband, Derick Dillard, welcomed a baby boi today: Israel David. Jill wore a headband that said "Jill," Derick wore an Israeli Defense Forces T-shirt and the baby wore a onesie that said "Israel." To fit in with his family perhaps Derick should change his name to "Israeli Defense Forces" Dillard. Just a suggestion.

Following the celebration of Jesus' rise to heaven this weekend, one of the 19 (and counting) Duggar children birthed a child of her own. People reports that 23-year-old Jill Duggar Dillard gave birth to her first child with husband Derick Dillard late Monday night. They named him Israel David.

E! mainstay Giulana Rancic is determined to prove she is not racist. Like picking at a scab as it heals, Rancic appeared on the TODAY show Monday to talk about that time she made a racist comment about Zendaya's Oscar style. She hopes everyone can forget that time she made a racist comment about Zendaya's Oscar style.

Former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and current gentle soul Christie Brinkley posted a disturbing collage of photos to Instagram yesterday from Parrot Cay in Turks and Caicos, where she had "an accident trying to save a bird." What exactly happened with this bird is not yet known.

In response to Memories Pizza's now infamous refusal to cater gay weddings, protected under Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act, Zach Braff and Donald Faison have promised, on Twitter, to make you pizza "if you really and truly want pizza for your gay wedding in Indiana." They should have to make this pizza.

John Travolta, who was heavily featured in HBO's Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief, has finally spoken out about the shocking documentary exposé. When asked by the Tampa Bay Times yesterday if he'd seen the film, he said, "No, I haven't, and I don't really care to." He thinks Scientology is "beautiful."

Kristin Cavallari, who parlayed her social success in high school into a lifelong career of being Kristin, married Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler in 2013. He seemed to be popular in the continental U.S. at the time, but things change.