Peter Dinklage dropped in on Reddit on Friday to start an Ask Me Anything and make the end of the work week 10,000 times better. Here are some highlights. He really likes hummus.

Craig Ferguson just can't catch a break. First, the Late Late Show host gets passed over for the more prestigious Late Show gig. And now it's looking like he might be completely out of a job.

The classic 90s show Boy Meets World will live forever in our hearts (and in the annals of slam poetry), but Cory Matthews is a boy no longer. So of course we're about to get a sequel on Matthews family life in the 21st century–and boy, is it purple.

The dust has settled, Stephen Colbert is replacing David Letterman, and CBS Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson is staying exactly where he is. Although he'll probably be at least $5 million richer.

Bullets Over Broadway, a new musical based on Woody Allen's movie of the same name, debuts on Broadway Thursday night. The play features Zach Braff, Helene Yorke, Vincent Pastore, and no black people. Because, according to the New York Daily News, Woody Allen doesn't want them.

NBC, the former king of comedy who will now do something (anything) for a hit, needs your help to create its next huge hit/spectacular failure! The network is crowdsourcing its next few projects with a new Comedy Playground initiative, which means that you could totally be a part of the next 30 Rock. Or, more likely, the next Sean Saves the World.

An actress whose credits include Saw 3D: The Final Chapter and The Sad Guy is being sued by a Cinemax-affiliated production company for allegedly breaching a contractual "nudity rider." Since your sex drive was wondering, the dispute is related to an episode of the softcore series Femme Fatales.

After months of weird behavior–including building a fire in a neighbor's driveway–Amanda Bynes formally addressed rumors about her mental health on Wednesday. Contrary to what many sources have reported, Bynes's lawyer has told People that she doesn't have schizophrenia.

House of Cards may be leaving Maryland thanks to the kind of political wrangling that makes the show so fun to watch. A bill to increase the amount of tax-incentive money allocated to film and TV shoots in the state failed late Monday night in the state legislature, all thanks to a single clause.

It's hard to say what Yahoo! is, exactly: your grandma's favorite search engine (!)? a convenient place to set up your fantasy baseball league (!)? just a sneaky means of getting us to look at more ads (!)? The company we don't understand now wants to add one more item to the list of things it may or may not be: a Netflix competitor (!).

Earlier this week, poet, teacher, and award-winner James Franco was apparently caught propositioning a 17-year-old girl for a hotel sleepover when images of his Instagram messages were leaked online. But did he really try to bang a teen Scot? Here, we outline the compelling case that Franco is pulling a hoax.

When Rachel Frederickson won The Biggest Loser last season, her dramatic loss of 155 pounds (over half her starting weight) raised concerns that she was too skinny. That she might have some problems to work through. That a televised weight-loss competition maybe isn't the healthiest way to get in shape?

Brad Pitt's production company, Plan B, bought the rights this week to a story on the Steubenville rape case and the involvement of the hacker collective Anonymous. According to a report from The Daily Dot, it's the first confirmed project for Plan B since last year's 12 Years a Slave.

The red band trailer for Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel's latest vehicle, a movie about profound love and the meaning of human relationships in an age of technology, was released yesterday. It's called Sex Tape. There are boobs.

According to a report from TMZ, Zac Efron "mysteriously" ended up in downtown Los Angeles after midnight on Sunday. And while mysteriously cruising the streets of Skid Row with his bodyguard, poor, beautiful Efron was "cold clocked" in the mouth while trying to defend his bodyguard against an attacking group of "transients."

Gwyneth Paltrow may or may not have cheated on Chris Martin with Pete Yorn’s brother, but on her website today, Goop and the Coldplay singer announced their separation.

Hollywood's elite might be gun-hating liberals, but the gun companies don't care. Thanks to the film industry, they're too busy shooting shit and exercising the best amendment of them all: getting rich as fuck.

Last week, In Touch Weekly revealed a partial list of Hollywood men who have, perhaps, performed sexually with Lindsay Lohan. According to the magazine, Lohan was at the Beverly Hills Hotel in 2013, wrote the list of conquests to "impress her friends," and then "tossed it aside." Oops!

Remember the Academy Awards? Don't worry, no one else does either. The show was boring, the parties were lame, and the dresses were forgettable. But this year's forgettable ensembles—complete with the usual blood diamonds and useless, tiny purses—were also as expensive as fuck.

Good news for anyone in need of a pen pal. Chris Brown, who was kicked out of rehab on Friday for breaking the rules and making cool threats like "I am good at using guns and knives," will stay in jail until April 23.