The red band trailer for Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel's latest vehicle, a movie about profound love and the meaning of human relationships in an age of technology, was released yesterday. It's called Sex Tape. There are boobs.

It's a story we've all heard before: sexy couple joins together in sexy marriage and do lots of sexy things. Couple loses that special spark, possibly from doing too much sex. Couple decides to spice things up by shooting a sex tape. Couple accidentally uploads that tape to the cloud. Couple goes on a quest to destroy the hundreds of iPads they apparently gave out to all their friends and family and mailman as gifts before the video can cause any more damage.

We've all been there.

You can see the aforementioned boobs toward the beginning of the preview, after Diaz's character decides homemade porn is the way to go. Clad only in red underpants and a sheer top (the better to show her nipples with, my dear), she roller skates into the kitchen for reasons not made clear. Grabbing Segel to her free-bouncing chest, she poetically expounds on her plan: "I have a great idea. Let's film ourselves having sex!"

Truly Sex Tape, out in July, will prove to be the movie masterpiece of our modern age.

[H/T Uproxx]