Ryan Gosling Allegedly Cried So Much After Doing It With Some Lady
Everything else in the world is perfect, right? Great—then let's talk about how some woman told Star Magazine that Ryan Gosling cried after having sex with her.
Imagine having sex with Ryan Gosling. You're there, he's there. He's like, "I was in Drive." You're like, "I know!" He's like, "Did you like it?" You're like, "Not as much as a lot of people did, but it was enjoyable." He's like, "Ahh." You're like, "I'm a big fan, though! Of a lot of your stuff." He's like, "What stuff?" You're like, "Let's just do it." Then you do it, and then he cries a lot. (Allegedly.) From Star:
Ryan Gosling brought movie fans to tears in The Notebook. But on one date, it was Ryan who turned on the waterworks.
"He was the best lover I've ever had," recalls a curvy blonde, who shared a night of passion with Ryan after meeting him at a nightclub. But once the lovemaking was over, things took a turn.
The best lover she's ever had? That means a lot, coming from a curvy blonde! But what's this turn she's talking about...
"I thought I heard him sniffling," she says. "Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face. I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes."
"I get emotional sometimes, especially around curvy blondes. Please don't tell Star Magazine about it after an unclear amount of time passes."
Ah, our sweet baby Gosling. I guess this just means that everyone will have to amend their Ryan Gosling sex fantasies to include a heavy cry session once the lovemaking is over. JK. I'm sure that was already included! :') :') :')
