While Eva Mendes is out here making jokes about how you shouldn't wear sweatpants because it could cause your partner to divorce you, here's an idea: wear whatever you want. Sweatpants. Bag of trash. Classic work of art. Pool noodle.

You loved Ryan Gosling in The Notebook (gorgeous), Blue Valentine (heartbreaking), and Drive (no words!). But you will love Ryan Gosling most of all for his performance in his 1992 dance recital, in which he breaks it all the way down in silver lamé M.C. Hammer pants.

Grinning six-pack Ryan Gosling's directorial debut, Lost River— the movie everyone hated at this year's Cannes—will not be unleashed in theaters for further ridicule. Warner Bros. will instead release the film "via home entertainment" next April.

Ryan Gosling, actor who isn't even married to Eva Mendes yet so technically—you know, obviously who knows, but it's just, technically you guys could still date, reportedly wept at the sight of his newborn baby girl. Why? Has Ryan Gosling never seen a baby before?

Everything else in the world is perfect, right? Great—then let's talk about how some woman told Star Magazine that Ryan Gosling cried after having sex with her.

Now that we know for sure that Eva Mendes stole the firstborn of your one true love, only one question remains: does Ryan Gosling go out and get the groceries?

Are you sitting down? Sit down.

In a recent interview with VH1, The Notebook director Nick Cassavetes shared a few behind-the-scenes facts about the movie to celebrate its tenth anniversary. Among those facts (the bird scene almost didn't happen, Facebook played a big role in its success, Ryan Gosling is patiently waiting to re-do the movie IRL with you, etc.) was a bombshell: our two love babies hated each other the whole time!