It seems like everywhere you look—Aaron Paul's Instagram account, Lauren Parsekian's Instagram account, Aaron Paul's Twitter account, last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live!—Aaron Paul and his wife Lauren Parsekian are bragging about their damn marriage. Uh, guys? We get it!

On Jimmy Kimmel Live! Thursday night, Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul shared a story about a long, drunken weekend he once spent with Michael Jackson.

Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul was at a Kings of Leon concert in New York City last night when he spotted Bill Murray and didn't know what to do. Like a true American, Paul took his dilemma to Twitter, asking fans:

Human jelly beans and BFFS Teenz and Ames will be hosting the Golden Globes again, hurrah!; Kelso is the richest man on your 62"; Michael Fassbender and little Michael Fassbender will not be campaigning for an Oscar this year; Aaron Paul has turned Bitch! into a song.

Famke Janssen is being haunted by the scariest ghost of all: herself; Aaron Paul finds new ways to yell 'Bitch'; Jeff Bridges breaks his silence and comes out with the greatest truth of all—that R.I.P.D. was maybe, kind of, sort of not the best?

Katy Perry has incurred the wrath of her former supporters at PETA; SNL Weekend Update will be hosted by the girl hawking Moey Chambam; and Aaron Paul is having more fun than everyone else ever.