This is a secret. Please turn the brightness on your screen to “low,” lower your read-speaking voice to a whisper, and mime typing. Alexis Bledel is allegedly pregnant. Oh no. Look around—did anyone hear you say?

Blake Lively recently bore a girl child with her husband Ryan Reynolds, and the two decided to call that gal James. It seems to me like that's punishment enough, but now Us Weekly is reporting that Lively has named all three of her co-stars from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 godmothers to her baby.

Star Magazine reports that on June 7, 2014, Rory Gilmore and Pete Campbell tied the knot in a secret ceremony at a "high-end resort" in Ojai, California. Aww. What would Dean and Trudy think?

SNL quickly releases host announcements to refute lack of diversity claims; Charlie Hunnam seemingly overstepped his boundaries before departing 50 Shades; Alexis Bledel is trying to play half her age in a new movie; and India has a new superhero, thanks to Marvel.

Hunger Games madness has reached a fever pitch; Bill Nye might be chemistry-ing his way to that coveted mirror ball trophy; and NBC has come up with another "Let's just close our eyes and hope for the best" strategy to revive their struggling network.