Star Magazine reports that on June 7, 2014, Rory Gilmore and Pete Campbell tied the knot in a secret ceremony at a "high-end resort" in Ojai, California. Aww. What would Dean and Trudy think?

The secret wedding—"secret," I assume, in the way that every wedding is a secret if you're not invited—boasted a guest list including handsome man Jon Hamm and Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner. It is unclear which members, if any, of the Gilmore Girls cast were in attendance. A secret wedding guest told Star:

"Alexis looked breathtaking. She wore a floor-length gown, and her hair was up. Vincent wore a gray suit and teared up when Alexis walked down the aisle."

The couple, Star reports, are "thrilled" to have kept their wedding so low-key. A friend says, "They wouldn't have had it any other way."

Congratulations to the happy couple.

Sorry, as always, to Dean.

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