This is a secret. Please turn the brightness on your screen to “low,” lower your read-speaking voice to a whisper, and mime typing. Alexis Bledel is allegedly pregnant. Oh no. Look around—did anyone hear you say?

Star Magazine reports that on June 7, 2014, Rory Gilmore and Pete Campbell tied the knot in a secret ceremony at a "high-end resort" in Ojai, California. Aww. What would Dean and Trudy think?