Anna Kendrick, le petit dynamo, announced she is writing a book of personal essays to be published by Simon & Schuster next fall. The book's press release says it will be "expanding upon the witty and ironic dispatches for which she is known." Sure.

What does Chris Pine taste like? Pine, I would guess. Not so, says Anna Kendrick!

Siren: the Pitch Perfect 2 trailer is here. Maybe you're excited about that? What I'm not excited about is singing that fucking "Cups" song to myself for the rest of the goddamn day.

Good news: Anna Kendrick got the creepy love letter and "for real" diamond earrings you sent to her home address! Bad news: She threw the earrings in the trash, doesn't want to date you, and talked about how weird and scary you are on Marc Maron's podcast this week.

Somewhere in Los Angeles, the beautiful and charming actress Anna Kendrick sits alone in a cafe, or a restaurant. She exhales loudly and takes an unbothered sip of coffee. Twirling her hair around her finger, she tweets something funny about Game of Thrones—two thousand RTs, instantly. Sigh. Why won't anyone hit on her?

Katy Perry finger-banged Anna Kendrick Sunday night and she liked it. Or so said Kendrick on Tuesday night's Conan.

The Bellas of Pitch Perfect are coming back. And Elizabeth Banks, who both produced and starred in the 2012 musical comedy, will be making her feature directorial debut with Pitch Perfect 2. Aca-awesome?