Kim Richards, whose battle with alcoholism has been a recurring plot point on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, has been officially charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest, and battery on a cop following a drunken incident at the Beverly Hills hotel on April 16.

Beyoncé and Jay Z are collectively worth something like $1 billion. Maybe. Beyoncé said it herself so it must be true. The point is that they can basically buy anything in the world. Nonetheless, spending $85 million on a single pool is a serious purchase for even the richest elevator fight club. Beyoncé and Jay Z might do such a thing, but here's the real question: would you?

[Paris Hilton, 32, wore this and drove that while shopping at Barney's New York in Beverly Hills on Wednesday. She also posted a better shot of her breasts on Instagram. Photo via Wenn]

Throughout the weekend writer Ray Lemoine and others will be contributing short bits of coverage to Defamer from the front lines of the Golden Globes party scene. This dispatch comes from Lindsay MaHarry.