George Clooney can prank 'em out, but he can't prank 'em, it seems. The fully grown adult male actor, well known for his time- and money-wasting pranks on friends and coworkers, reportedly shut down a Golden Globes prank idea from his friend Bill Murray. George, you goddamn hypocrite.

Bill Murray has been giving some surprisingly candid and wonderful interviews this year, but he's been harboring a secret he hasn't shared until now. Murray, incredibly, knows how to get drunk off champagne without feeling like absolute shit.

As the late night world said goodbye to Jay Leno Thursday night, Jimmy Kimmel ignored the fuss and did what Jimmy Kimmel does best: get celebrities, especially Matt Damon, to make fun of themselves.

Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul was at a Kings of Leon concert in New York City last night when he spotted Bill Murray and didn't know what to do. Like a true American, Paul took his dilemma to Twitter, asking fans:

Getting Bill Murray to do your movie only costs a tiny bit more than getting him to come to your kegger; There's a happy ending for Eliza Coupe (sorry, sorry); Sean Hayes is the last person to realize having a show on NBC actually is worse than having no show at all; The Scandal recaps are coming from within the building.

Madonna gets banned from a movie theater for poor use of insults; Charlie Hunnam drops out of 50 Shades of Grey because no reason, definitely not cold feet or anything; Bill Murray won't be able to come to your parties for a few weeks—he's got a REAL job to do—and Edward Norton will be trying to save a show that should be taken out back and humanely shot between the eyes.