Ah, yes. Another chapter in the quickly unraveling Blink-182 feud of 2015 has been written, this time in the form of a lengthy letter penned by deposed guitarist Tom DeLonge. DeLonge, a noted 9/11 truther and alien advocate, posted his side of the breakup story to Facebook, pleading fans to listen to the truth. His truth.

While Monday's predicted crippling blizzard fell short of our expectations, a separate torrential drama was snowballing out of control in the disappointing storm's wake: Blink-182, poppunk trio known for performing playground humor in adult bodies, have stood steadfast by their decision to oust longtime guitar player Tom DeLonge.

What a day racked with tragedy and triumph. After a report was published in Rolling Stone on Monday that claimed Blink-182's Tom DeLonge had quit the band to pursue "non-musical endeavors," DeLonge took to his Instagram to say that he never quit the band. #Awkward