In our post-Snowden era, the importance of safeguarding our cyber-connected devices against triflin’ eyes has never been more clear, or more urgent. Just ask permanent musical teen and avid sex practitioner Bow Wow, who’s just shared a handy guide for avoiding computerized surveillance while fucking one’s fans.

If you hadn't already, it's time to say goodbye to "Bow Wow," just like we once said goodbye to "Lil Bow Wow." Bow Wow is now just Shad Moss. Update your iPhone contacts accordingly.