According to rumors, Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend Brett Rossi is jealous of his ex-wife Denise Richards and wants her to leave the neighborhood they all share. According to Twitter, Charlie Sheen thinks Denise Richards is an oinky shit-slinging pig.

Jenny McCarthy, vaccination-denier and Queen of Idiot Nation, is pissed you think her son doesn't have autism. In other idiot news, Charlie Sheen might have married a porn star, and Will Smith misses Uncle Phil. All this and more in your Defamer Monday breakdowns.