A Love Letter From Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards

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Lacey Donohue

01/14/14 03:15PM

Filed to: Love

According to rumors, Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend Brett Rossi is jealous of his ex-wife Denise Richards and wants her to leave the neighborhood they all share. According to Twitter, Charlie Sheen thinks Denise Richards is an oinky shit-slinging pig.

Sparger Lacey Donohue 01/14/14 05:51PM

Doesn't she have all his kids? Including ones she didn't give birth to but his last wife did.

Lacey Donohue Sparger 01/14/14 06:37PM

She had to give those ones back because one of the twins (Bob, maybe?) was attacking the other kids. But yes, this is the mother of his children who has two of his kids and who raised his other two while their mother was in rehab.

김치전! Lacey Donohue 01/14/14 03:25PM

You mixed your metaphors, Chuck! C- see me after class.

Yukon Kizmiaz Lacey Donohue 01/14/14 03:27PM

It's getting harder and harder to find anything to like about Charlie Sheen.

twizzler Lacey Donohue 01/14/14 05:12PM

If only the creators of Twitter could have foreseen this, many characters would have been averted.