Some time in the middle of Gaspar Noé’s new movie Love, star Karl Glusman ejaculates all over the camera. It’s a sight gag because the movie is in 3D, and probably the only instance of an anatomical closeup in the whole, sex-filled 135-minute movie. Generally, Love is more focused the bonds of its love-triangle-trapped characters Murphy (Glusman), Electra (Aomi Muyock), and Omi (Klara Kristin). When they are depicted having sex, as they frequently are onscreen, whomever’s having it is almost always in the same frame at all times. They are often performing actual sex acts, like the three-minute hand job/finger bang that opens the film.

Kristin Cavallari has promised us many things over the last 148 days: a review of Krill oil, a “cute new web series,” and of course, a book about her life. She has finally delivered on one of those pledges—can you guess which one?

The battle between Sofía Vergara and her ex-boyfriend, Nick Loeb, over the destiny of some embryos the two had frozen when they were a couple is the climatic final act of a classic domestic drama: the one where the woman realizes her lover is a loser.

Three agonizing weeks ago, we learned the terrible (possible) truth that Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are taking a break from their relationship. We thought we knew it all, then—Us Weekly reported the pair was fighting “a lot” and hadn’t seen each other recently. But as with everything in Hollywood, the more you think you know, the more you see Emma Stone walking around carrying a bag with Andrew Garfield’s name on it.

Charlize Theron—an actress known primarily for her SoulCycle feud with Tia Mowry—covers the most recent issue of W Magazine, in which she is interviewed about a variety of deeply personal topics: work, life, how she loves her dogs as much as her son, etc.

Scoooorrreeee YEAH: 51-year-old actor Johnny Depp and his friend, 40-year-old musician Ryan Adams, are allegedly hooking up with sisters. People reports that Ryan has recently taken up with Whitney Heard, the younger sister of Johnny's new 28-year-old wife Amber Heard. Up top!

There are 481 days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and today, Kristin is experiencing the exquisite torture of romance. The object(s) of her affection? The new Love Is On™ range of Revlon Ultra HD™ lipsticks. And her husband, Jerbb Curtis(?). Kristin writes on Instagram:

No stranger to Drama, Selena Gomez has once again found herself embroiled in a love triangle of her own making. After attending the Golden Globes last weekend, she was spotted holding hands with a man who is not on-again-off-again boyfriend Jersten Beibler, but rather the DJ and producer "Zedd." People now has a question for each and every one of us: "Are Selena Gomez & Zedd More Than Friends?"

Despite a recent drop in model percentage at the party that is Leonardo DiCaprio's life, the cargo-shorted film star has been enjoying endless summer for years now, answering to no one but his own beard. Taylor Swift, who sang a song at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show one time but is not a model, is reportedly prepared to destroy all of that.

Sad news for fans of hot love, classic tunes, and correctly chosen "looks": it seems Avril Lavigne and husband Chad Kroeger (from Nickelback—you know him) are headed for divorce.

According to rumors, Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend Brett Rossi is jealous of his ex-wife Denise Richards and wants her to leave the neighborhood they all share. According to Twitter, Charlie Sheen thinks Denise Richards is an oinky shit-slinging pig.