An angry and "betrayed" Quentin Tarantino decided to abandon his latest film, The Hateful Eight, after a script leak earlier this week. According to Tarantino, he only gave the script to "six motherfucking people." But one of those motherfuckers gave it to someone who leaked it online.

After learning Tuesday that his script for The Hateful Eight was leaked, Quentin Tarantino did what any butthurt child would do: he decided to cancel the movie.

In what will hopefully not inspire even more tacky billboards and even tackier videos, always the bridesmaid never the bride talent agency William Morris Endeavor is buying entertainment and sports marketing giant IMG Worldwide.

Russell Wilson may have tossed up a Hail Mary to become Jesus' favorite quarterback, but Tim Tebow just inked a deal with the devil in an effort to resume his righteous place at the top of the flock.

In the one-sided battle for agency superiority, Hollywood's best agencies made Halloween their bloody battleground yesterday. So whose Halloween-themed hallowed halls were the most frighteningly fantastic?

It's hard being the child of a Hollywood dealmaker—on one hand you get to have all those cool celebrities pop in at your bat mitzvahs, but on the other, Ari Emanuel just made daddy get rid of his second assistant, so now who's going to make your scale model of the solar system for the Harvard-Westlake science fair? Luckily, the top talent agencies have all united in their quest to make the lives of poor little rich kids significantly more enriching, if only for this spookiest of days.

William Morris Endeavor—run by Ari Emanuel, the real-life inspiration for Jeremy Piven's twitchy Ari Gold on Entourage—empirically speaking, is a very good agency. So good, in fact, that their work speaks for itself: WME is a fairly well-known acronym, even outside the industry. So why is WME spending all their time bashing CAA, instead of just doing their damn jobs?

CAA agents are known not only for being some of the most industrious ten-percenters in town, but also the most loving and nurturing bosses around. Just kidding! CAA agents are known for being insufferable douchebags, generally with an inflated sense of self and lacking in cursory knowledge of basic computer functions.

It's been a big week for guys who proudly boast a penchant for passion and temper. Veteran talent agent and master of failing upwards, Darren Statt, was recently fired from CAA. This marks the third major agency that has dumped Scottish-born Statt in a little over a decade.

Recently, the ad-loving citizens of Los Angeles were treated to rows and rows of red and white "CAAN'T" posters plastered up along our boulevards and in our malls. The "campaign" is the latest and most high-profile strike in the talent agency wars and the trades are all snickering about it like high school dorks watching the popular kids go at it. But why do they care? Did someone really waste time and money on this? Can anyone doctor up a gif of Zachary Quinto saying "CAAN'T" real quick? We'll explain.

What are these "CAAN'T" ads all over town?