Put on your haircut seatbelt, my friends, this is not a false alarm: Chris Hemsworth got a haircut. And it felt like losing his mane!

As if making more Star Wars installments wasn't already enough of an affront to the original trilogy, classic villains are now taking promotional selfies too; the holidays will not be kind to Ryan Reynolds; Roseanne Barr has been offered the chance to do Vivid porn, which proves why no one really needs to pay for porn anymore; and Chris Hemsworth made out with someone pretending to be Natalie Portman in Thor, and no, it wasn't just that cheeky Loki.

Undergoing intense physical training for a grueling stunt-heavy role is nothing new: Jennifer Lawrence trained for months for The Hunger Games, the Mission: Impossible stars underwent three hours a day of physical defense training, even Joseph Gordon-Levitt couldn't just rest on his bike riding laurels. The latest dispatch from stunt training hell? Chris Hemsworth and his grueling two months of learning how to use a computer.