Dumb Starbucks, the weird "art gallery" that's been dispensing free cups of coffee and grocery store pastries to thousands since Friday, has been revealed as nothing more than a stunt by Nathan Fielder for his Comedy Central show Nathan for You.

Drugs! Cheating! Scandal! The new Rob Ford talk show will fit quite nicely into the reality TV ecosystem; Harry Potter is bringing a little of his magic stateside; someone finally remembered to check with Julie Andrews about The Sound of Music remake; and Chris Hardwick continues to be everywhere, on every network.

Comedy Central has cancelled The Jeselnik Offensive after two seasons. The show was toplined by unfunny, wooden Ken doll, Anthony Jeselnik.

Viacom's other big event last night was Comedy Central's Roast of James Franco. But where, you're wondering, can I find the best jokes?