Everyone Else Watched James Franco's Roast So You Don't Have To

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Beejoli Shah

08/26/13 02:04PM

Filed to: James Franco

Viacom's other big event last night was Comedy Central's Roast of James Franco. But where, you're wondering, can I find the best jokes?

Well! Gossip Cop has the 5 best jokes from the James Franco roast.

Warming Glow has the 10 best jokes from the James Franco roast.

Bullett has the 10 best jokes from the James Franco roast.

The Wrap has the 13 best jokes from the James Franco roast.

Entertainment Weekly has the 26 best jokes from the James Franco roast (#longreads).

Guess you no longer need to tune in on September 2nd. You're welcome, America.

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JAC Beejoli Shah 08/26/13 02:20PM

My friend posted a photo or two from inside at the show but I haven't gotten the scoop on it! If I hear that somebody got under his skin ... I'd watch that when it airs in a few days.

K.G. Ballard Beejoli Shah 08/26/13 03:06PM

(#longreads)

Now that's funny.

Nefertitties Beejoli Shah 08/28/13 06:29AM

He once played opposite an unruly chimp with giant teeth but it was worth it because Eat, Pray, Love turned out awesome. What? Is she here? She’s not here. Like she f–king watches this bulls–t.

So I take it that the Julia hate is now mainstream. If it's true that she is as big of a bitch as so many report, then I have no issue with her public comeuppance. It takes so very little for a person to be nice and it takes even less for a celebrity to smile and say "thank you." [that quote was from the Entertainment Weekly "longreads"]