Things HBO does well: hardcore drama, softcore porn, amazing holiday gifts. Things HBO does not do well: hashtags, roasts, trying to make things go viral. And so begins the first limp and pathetic HBO Twitter roast of Game of Thrones' King Joffrey.

Viacom's other big event last night was Comedy Central's Roast of James Franco. But where, you're wondering, can I find the best jokes?