Once upon a time, Courtney Love went to France, where taxi drivers are protesting Uber. On Instagram, she documented an encounter, during which she said she was held hostage for over two hours. This is her story:

It is somewhat comforting to know that celebrity feuds are too numerous, too vast for any one person to know fully and comprehensively monitor. Easier to sleep at night feeling OK with the idea you might miss a beef, etc. For instance, here's one you may have missed or known about at one point and then forgotten about as life cruelly steals precious memories from you every single moment: this one with Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson.

Courtney Love and Dave Grohl, two souls floating through life forever tethered by the death of Kurt Cobain and the hope of regained relevancy, reportedly have a $10,000 bet about who "can get the most strippers." OK!

Aaron Sorkin's Newsroom has been renewed for a third and final season on HBO. This news is not nearly as interesting or fun as the current rumor that Sorkin is dating rocker Courtney Love.