Might Louis Tomlinson not have impregnated Los Angeles-based stylist Briana Jungwirth? An In Touch source says: [suggestive shrug and raising of eyebrows].

Shapewear mogul and Real Housewife of New York City Heather “Holla” Thomson is quitting the show after three seasons, according to Us Weekly. A source tells the mag our favorite Berkshires native can’t handle the drama any longer. Heather, no—stay strong! Drama is what gives you life—Holla!

The young woman whom Drama follows, Selena Gomez, could come bear the wrath of her longtime BFF Taylor Swift soon, thanks to the 36-year-old DJ known as Diplo. Why? Because Diplo, an adult who enjoys and produces electronic music, apparently also likes meddling in the tender, romantic affairs of America's young people.