A tiny dick-grabbing, sizzurp-guzzling menace is on the loose, egging neighbors, drinking drank, and texting cock. This person may or may not be Justin Bieber, but based on reports from law enforcement and leaked text messages, this person sounds an awful lot like Justin Bieber.

Come on, Lil Za. Justin Bieber's lil partner in crime was arrested for felony drug possession during Tuesday's search. But according to sources, Za was minutes from posting bail and being released when he "flipped out and smashed a phone in the jailhouse." He's now being re-booked on vandalism charges.