As you may remember, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson were incapable of hiding their disdain for both each other and their lightly-sexy sex movie 50 Shades of Grey throughout the press tour for 50 Shades of Grey, which took place earlier this year. Johnson is currently making the rounds for her new film Black Mass, but still can’t shake the fact that oh my god she hated that other movie so fucking much.

It’s not a particularly “fresh” “joke” to point out the similarities between Justin Bieber’s appearance and that of Ellen DeGeneres, but if it’s the truth, what else can you do. Lie? Do you want us to tell you a lie? We are not liars. Justin Bieber got a haircut, and he looks more like Ellen Degeneres than ever.