Zooey Deschanel gave birth to a doll-sized Edison bulb necklace three months ago. Rudely, none of us bothered to ask what she named it. Well, OK. Fine. If you’re going to be that way, completely detached from manners. Maybe you’ll never know what Zooe—Otter. Hmm, excuse me? Huh. Like I was sayi—Otter. What?