Though she has described herself as “not a big internet girl,” celebrated memoirist Kristin Cavallari recently joined Facebook. Something’s going on there:

Attention web people: Kristin Cavallari has made an official Facebook page. One of her first posts is a photo of a muffin and glass of creamy, speckled something:

In our post-Snowden era, the importance of safeguarding our cyber-connected devices against triflin’ eyes has never been more clear, or more urgent. Just ask permanent musical teen and avid sex practitioner Bow Wow, who’s just shared a handy guide for avoiding computerized surveillance while fucking one’s fans.

Kirk Cameron has a new movie out called Unstoppable, and all he wants to do is show you the latest movie trailer. The film is sure to be a hit, seeing as how it’s presented by Liberty University and will only show in theaters one night (get your tickets for the September 24 showing here). But he’s having a problem spreading the gospel because Facebook is bullying him. He took to his Facebook page last night to explain: