This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

While Eva Mendes is out here making jokes about how you shouldn't wear sweatpants because it could cause your partner to divorce you, here's an idea: wear whatever you want. Sweatpants. Bag of trash. Classic work of art. Pool noodle.

Even well-known sexpots like George Clooney like to shake up their looks every once in a while. And hey, why not? When you're a celebrity, the world is your oyster! Check out George Clooney's sexy new look after the jump.

The biggest awards night of the year is upon us. But who cares about that? Far more important is the red carpet that directly precedes it. Who will wear something that is simply spectacular? Who will go down in history for wearing something that is spectacularly awful and bound to make you question your entire existence?

The red carpet might be wearing sewage tonight, but the Hollywood's elite will be wearing far more conventional—and potentially more offensive—designs. Because sometimes, even a nice updo and the best pair of Spanx can't save terrible judgment.