The red carpet might be wearing sewage tonight, but the Hollywood's elite will be wearing far more conventional—and potentially more offensive—designs. Because sometimes, even a nice updo and the best pair of Spanx can't save terrible judgment.

So please, join us in the comments for Golden Globes red carpet coverage this evening and help us unfairly critique the bad taste of terrible people. If you see a dress or tux you particularly hate, throw in a picture so we can all be appropriately horrified. If you see one you love, be prepared to defend yourself.