Louis Tomlinson had sex with a woman once—it’s true. He said so on live television.

The Beyhive, Beyoncé’s legion of buzzing, loyal fans woke up like this: excited for the Queen Bey’s heavily-promoted “big announcement” on Good Morning America. “Beyonce has something amazing that she wants you to know,” the dramatic promo promised. “So what is it?”

Bill Cosby appeared on Good Morning America this morning to talk about his campaign to improve education in Alabama. He ended up talking a whole lot of nonsense after ABC News’ Linsey Davis asked him what he would say to child who asks him about the numerous women who have accused him of sexual assault.

This may just be the sweetest publicity stunt of all time. ABC announced on Good Morning America that it will pay for all marriage licenses and City Hall wedding costs for couples getting married in New York City on Monday.