Actress Nikki Reed and actor Ian Somerhalder tied the knot this weekend in what the Daily Mail describes as “the mountains of Santa Monica.” Photos from the nuptials tell a different story, the title of which is Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder Got Married in a Ditch: A Story.

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder, actors bound together by the fact that they have both played vampires in screen adaptations of teen novels, got engaged two months ago. You knew that, I'm sure. But did you know that Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder do not say the word "fiancé"?