“How can Will Smith work alongside Jared Leto for six months without ever meeting Jared Leto?” It’s a classic riddle—one which has teased the brains of newborn and elderly alike for eons. “A river,” you guess, like an idiot. “A coffin,” you guess, like another idiot. “The surgeon is his mother.” No.
“Just a little green, like the color when the spring is born. There’ll be crocuses to bring to school tomorrow. Just a little green.” Joni Mitchell once sang that about Jared Leto’s hair. Now what’s she singing? A different tune, no doubt.
Imagine having to put up with an actor.
Jared Leto revealed his Suicide Squad "Joker" look on Snapchat today, and, personally, I don't like looking at it.
On December 24th, 2014, Jared Leto posted to Instagram an older photo of himself with a short haircut. He captioned this photo "Haircut. #2015." Since that moment, we have waited impatiently, grinding our teeth, digging into the earth endlessly simply to release our tension, refusing food due to its dearth of the sustenance we need, the sustenance that comes only with Jared Leto's haircut, while we waited for the actor to make good on his promise.
Don't call the fire dept.—it's just a car! Jared Leto's flame car!
After winning Best Supporting Actor for Dallas Buyers Club, Jared Leto gave a heartwarming acceptance speech during which he thanked or mentioned...well, pretty much everyone: his mom, his brother, Ellen, Matthew McConaughey, 30 Seconds to Mars, Focus Features, the "the dreamers" in Venezuela and Ukraine, and more.
No one watching Sunday night's Golden Globes wondered who did Jared Leto's hair because his greasy man bun / half pony style screamed DIY. But like most of Hollywood, Leto's low-key weird hair was only an illusion—an illusion brought to you by hair professionals and aged sea salt spray.
