Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, who’s just one pass completion short of getting everything he ever wanted in life, really wanted to date Ciara. Now he is dating Ciara. What he’s not doing—he claims—is having sex with Ciara.

A wise man once said: "Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another." But what if we want to love one another with a blindfold, a leather flail, and an iPod playing choral music?

As long as we've got Kirk Cameron, the holiest moron on Facebook, we've got the world spinning right in our hands. And that world is crazy as fuck, spinning out of control, and someone please stop him from making videos and posting them online.

Calling all moms: Kirk Cameron, the Lord's favorite Growing Pains actor, has a message for you this Christmas.