Michael Lohan, the famously estranged father of Lindsay, is doing about as well as you’d expect, which is to say: not good. TMZ reports that child services took his two young children away last week following a “blowout argument” with his estranged wife, Kate Major.

Jon Gosselin: former reality TV star, father (technically), Pennsylvanian, hacker, Ed Hardy fan, Ed Hardy destroyer, kitten abandoner, former app creator,—DJ? Yes.

Sad dad of eight Jon Gosselin's downward spiral is still going. Today, his old landlord Linda Eways tells Star that after he got evicted for missing rent payments, Gosselin left a poor, tiny kitten in his rural Pennsylvania house and booked it out of there. "What I found completely shocked and infuriated me," Eways says.

Reality TV participant and sad dad of eight Jon Gosselin recently got evicted from his rural Pennsylvania home, according to Us Weekly. To make matters worse, a source tells the mag that he and his girlfriend broke up. Guess VH1's Couples Therapy didn't work.