Lionsgate wants to open a theme park for children about children killing children; Matthew McConaughey's drawl is being celebrated in Palm Springs; Cynthia Nixon is such a Miranda; and Kristen Schaal hopes to slay you in her new ABC comedy.

Bummed that the giant inflatable Jabba the Hutt costume beat your Despicable Me minion at last weekend's Halloween party? Have no fear, your costume for Halloween night could really get tongues wagging, if you know what I mean: Kristen Schaal's sexy vagina.