In 1979, The Clash released London Calling, an album thought by many to be one of the greatest of all time. Perhaps they should have called it London Complaining, however—or, more precisely, London Complaining About the Filming of the New James Bond Movie (Loud Helicopters, Etc.).

Kanye West is over in the UK today for the BRIT Awards, which is like the Grammys but somehow more meaningless. In London he stopped at a Nando's, which is like Boston Market but somehow more meaningful, and reportedly decided to try and eat lunch in peace by telling the assembled crowd, "Whoever wants a motherfucking picture, let's just do it now." They obliged by turning their backs to him and taking a bunch of selfies.

After attempting to pass off greeting fans and letting young people follow her around as community service, Lindsay Lohan is due back in court this Wednesday to prove that her 240 completed hours are legit. Prosecutor Terry White has been investigating Lindsay's work, which she completed through a London-based organization literally called Community Service Volunteers.