Justin Theroux: He’s Jennifer Aniston’s husband. In this capacity, he’s sometimes moved to compliment Jen on her various positive attributes. What compliment does he say the most?

Actress Nikki Reed and actor Ian Somerhalder tied the knot this weekend in what the Daily Mail describes as “the mountains of Santa Monica.” Photos from the nuptials tell a different story, the title of which is Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder Got Married in a Ditch: A Story.

Zhang Ziyi, the Chinese actress who rocketed to international fame after starring roles in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Crouching Rush Hour, Hidden 2, was recently attacked by a flying drone at her birthday party. But, don't worry—it was the kind of drone every little girl dreams of one day being attacked by: a drone bearing an engagement ring. Congratulations to the beautiful bride-to-be!

Unwell middle-aged actor Johnny Depp married his 28-year-old bride Amber Heard a few days ahead of schedule on Tuesday, according to Us Weekly. The pair "secretly" wed at Johnny's West Hollywood home, but they will still travel to his private island this weekend for a spooky ceremony with friends.

Love, what a wonderful thing. The sun and the moon. Warmth at night. Joy. Peace of mind, calm of heart. 2014 was a year full of love for gravely horny former child bride Courtney Stodden, who, in August, reignited her passion for 100-year-old Green Mile extra Doug Hutchison. Now, as the year comes to a close, her emotionally destructive and fame-hungry mother, Courtney Stodden's Mom, got married. Amen!