You'll remember that before he sold Lincolns and traveled into space for eternity, elongated vowel sound Matthew McConaughey had his breakout role in Richard Linklater's Dazed and Confused. His audition tape for the part, included in Dazed's Criterion Collection release, is further proof that Matthew McConaughey has essentially been playing shades of himself for the past two decades.

Not all right, not all right, not all right! According to Magic Mike XXL director Greg Jacobs, Matthew McConaughey('s butt) won't make an appearance in the upcoming Magic Mike sequel.

On last night's Conan, we got to see what Matthew McConaughey's already True Detective-y new Lincoln commercials would look like with a bit of True Detective dialogue in the mix. (The answer is: they would look like True Detective!)

During a welcomed reprieve from host Seth Meyers' snoozy jokes, Jimmy Kimmel raised the question we've all been pondering leading up to the Emmys: Man, I can't believe bona fide Movie Star (and Academy Award Winner) Matthew McConaughey is going to be at an awards show...for television.

In the most surreal moment of the night so far, Matthew McConaughey presented Best Animated Short Film and Best Animated Feature Film alongside Kim Novak. In their seemingly off-the-cuff exchange (during which McConaughey mentioned her role in Vertigo, much to the audience's relief because: Oh right, that's what she was in!) they had as much chemistry as two people speaking different languages to each other. Novak seemed lit or maybe she's just 81. Hard to say.

Winter is coming, blah, blah, blah, just get me Game of Thrones the fourth season and get it now; the Interstellar is light on story, but heavy on McConaughey at his silken-voiced finest; the Weinstein's are back baby, and you'll never work in this town again (if you're a non-sequel); and because this is Los Angeles, you're welcome for Sriracha: The Movie.

Lionsgate wants to open a theme park for children about children killing children; Matthew McConaughey's drawl is being celebrated in Palm Springs; Cynthia Nixon is such a Miranda; and Kristen Schaal hopes to slay you in her new ABC comedy.

HBO just released the trailer for the upcoming Matthew McConaughey / Woody Harrelson crime thriller True Detective and holy Jesus I think I just came.