HBO just released the trailer for the upcoming Matthew McConaughey / Woody Harrelson crime thriller True Detective and holy Jesus I think I just came.

McConaughey and Harrelson play dark and twisty detectives who mumble dark and twisty things—"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door," and "It was all a dream, and like a lot of dreams, there's a monster at the end of it," among other televisual panty droppers. They also brood through the dusty grass fields of a small town in skinny tailored suits, for those of you that are into multiple subscription-cable orgasms. There is actually quite a lot of very sexy brooding, so if you have carpal tunnel syndrome, proceed with caution.

The series is adopting the American Horror Story model, where future seasons of the show will follow a different cast and story in the same vein. It premieres in January 2014, and marks Harrelson's first return to television (as a series regular) since slinging beers and one-liners at Cheers.